**The Idiot**
INTRO?
__ // Female // Viet // Loves Kingdom Hearts, Persona 4 and Pokemon. Lazy as hell. This is one of those blogs that mainly reblogs, that is, until I can make posts of my own >:3
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
(Source: atheistmingle)
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
(Source: unrealendings)
And All That Fun Stuff
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
(Source: keithmorris)
white vs. asian parents
white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
vs.asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI
